I've decided to start a new segment on the blog entitled "Life Lessons." I anticipate that from time to time I will title my post with this designation and then proceed to share pearls of wisdom that can and should be followed, otherwise, your life may be more difficult than it need be. I consider this to be a public service to all. Here it goes:
FANNY PACKS ARE NOT COOL! I don't care who you are, old or young, you can not get away with wearing a fanny pack. It doesn't matter if the pack is made out of the greatest material in the world and has pockets for water bottles, iPods, and the like. If you have to carry enough stuff with you to warrant a fanny pack, you probably shouldn't be going out.